This is the best pride story EVA. By thepurpleballoons:
Montreal 2012 pride festivities included:
- Battle wounds/sprained ankle.
- A lot of penis/strip club adventures.
- A lot of beer.
- Really bad tropical sangria.
- Really pleasing regular sangria.
- a damaged iPod.
- “I want to eat your soul!”
- A drunken, yet delicious, McGangbang experience.
- A lot of heterosexual and lesbian Russian porn.
- Being a raging Glitter Queen, as perusal.
- A lot of pain.
- and probably the worst sleep of my life.